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The MGPNews Fly Away Championship

Who really cares about the full MotoGP Championship these days?  It’s long, forgettable and it’s boring – just like Damon Hill’s career.   Instead get with the TikTok kids where attention spans are shorter than Capirossi’s turn-ups and the danger levels intensified. Welcome to the MGPNews MotoGP Fly-Away Championship.  Consisting of just the four fly-away races…

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Austrian MGPNews Awards

The Ute Award The Australian Ute is the mullet of motors: slick sedan vibes up front, wild tradie party tray in the back. Born in the ‘30s when a farmer’s wife demanded a ride to haul pigs and look pious at church, Ford Australia birthed this bogan beauty. It’s the vehicular lovechild of a Flatbed…

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The Indonesian MGPNews Awards

The Corpse Flower Award The Indonesian Corpse Flower (Titan arum), nature’s prankster with a PhD in stench, blooms once in a blue moon, unleashing a scent like rotting gizzard seepage mixed with regret.  This towering floral fiend, often called the “diva of decay,” can grow up to 12 feet tall, luring curious pollinators (and horrified…

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Misano MotoGP: A fan’s diary

What was it like to be a fan at the MotoGP race at Misano?  We asked one lucky Italian to write a diary for us covering aspects from the Practice, Qualifying, Sprint Race and Main Race! Let’s find out what happened and what he said about it Practice Yamaha V4 For countless years the Yamaha…

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Why is Bagnaia now dog sh*t?

It’s not escaped anyone that Pecco Bagnaia seems to be getting worse.  At the beginning of the season the beard-shod Italian could usually salvage in a podium finish behind either of the Marquez antichrist brothers that hadn’t fallen off. But not now.  Now Baggers can’t even manage to scrape through into Q2 and can usually…

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Should MotoGP go fully autonomous?

With the recent introduction of the ‘stability control’ ECU algorithm in MotoGP (click here for full story) our sport is slowly heading down the ‘can’t someone else do it?’ path.  So what if we speeded up this process and did away with the human aspect altogether?  What if robots were to replace the riders and…

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