Copy everything, change nothing
Obviously, anything predictable is boring. Everything is more fun when random stuff happens. Like when your grocery delivery comes and that litre of vodka you ordered has a new design of security cap still firmly attached to the bottle. You can’t just drill it like the old kind, but you’re blessed with the novelty of…
No one, not even the béchamel-scoffing staff at Aprilia, expected the Aprilia RS-GP to be this good in 2026. Looking like a stealth bomber that’s been mated with a light aircraft using UFO technology, Aprilia’s black beast looks amazing. But just looking good doesn’t always equate to performance – ask Kurtis Roberts… who coincidentally falls…
MotoGP will trim its toenails at the end of the year and consign some of its worst performing riders to the dustbin of history, or at least the wastepaper basket of World Superbike. Let’s rate how good these has-beens were at their peak and how awful they are this year. Maverick Vinales Races: 202 Wins:…
The best way to explain any complex concept on the internet is with the use of memes. So without further ado, let’s memesplain MotoGP’s visit to Assen:
In honour of Marco Bezzecchi fight with the marshal this weekend we give you our motorsport punch-up awards for Brno! Punch-up 1: Alan Carter vs the marshal at Silverstone 1986 Back in the mid-80s, a punch to the hooter was a standard way to explain your point of view. Indeed, it’s still the main form…
The MotoGP buffet visited the country of Hungry, so let’s do a rundown on who was hungry and who was up-chucking their dinner to minimize their calorie count. Which legendarily hungry characters did riders resemble in the Hungry GP? The Sarlacc Pit Star Wars: Return of the Jedi introduced the Sarlacc. In the OG movie,…
The Eternal Romantic Award Italian men will always tell their woman that she’s the only woman in the world… right after he’s passionately kissed his mother for ten minutes, telling her that she’s the most beautiful woman in the world. Grand gestures, zero follow-through, and cliché words like “bella” thrown around like confetti. This award…
There will be a big shake-up in MotoGP for 2027. New engine rules, new aero rules, new tyres. But one of the new rules that is being mooted would seem to guarantee that the 2027 World Title will be won by Valentino Rossi’s half brother Luca Marini. Let’s investigate! Tell us about Luca Marini….
Winners Alex Marquez It’s hard to imagine how going from “title favourite” to “broken neck and not a title favourite” could ever realistically be classed as a win. But somehow, against all logic, it is. Bravo, universe. The hideous crash — courtesy of KTM’s masterful USB-C-to-ECU disconnection skills — saw Marquez Lite career out of…
The Rude Waiter Award French waiters: arrogant pricks who treat you like a stain in their sacred dining hall. Wave for the bill and you get a glare that screams “Disappear, bastard.” They live to humiliate you while fleecing you for bread and a €12 bottle of water that tastes like it was filtered through…