Marquez takes 7th or maybe 9th title…but did he cheat? The internet says yes!

If the internet has taught us anything it’s that the internet knows best.  The classic comment “do your own research” 100% proves this.

Marc Marquez may have won his 7th or 9th world championship in Japan…but something wasn’t quite right.  Luckily hundreds of eagle-eyed MotoGP sleuths were quick to spot abnormalities in the race at Motegi.  And even more fortunately for us social media has given these intelligent investigators a platform to spout their findings!

What an age we live in!

So let’s step into the dark and murky underworld of MotoGP and expose what’s really going on…


And we’re off with this beaut…


Looks like it’s not just Marc but the family.  Alex is now not cheating by going slow.


Hang on Coqui, are you claiming Pecco’s a shit?


Yeah Ducati.  Holding back Pecco and robbing yourself of valuable team points so Marc could win.


Find paracetamol before trying to decipher this enigma


We always thought his bike looked suspiciously like a Bimota V-Due


Seven!!  Not nine.  Although his other titles were probably rigged so you’re technically correct I guess.


Biggest fraud ever.


Who doesn’t hate a sabbotase?


Poor Tim Mate really suffered this season.  But even Tim must know Pecco’s the real champion.


A little too suspicious….


A lot more impressive.  I bet Marc had special tyres too.


“But wait, there’s more!”

With the conspiracies now exposed let’s catch up with a bunch of MotoGP fans expressing their feelings about Marc Marquez’s phoney title:

 


A decade on and the grudge is still going strong


This is a family show Kinga


And shot!  You can tell Salah’s neutral from his username.


Stupid announcers announcing stuff.


Someone clearly hates the letter ‘M’.


More nice riders with sensible haircuts is what we need.


A leopard can’t change its spots.


Emojis are actually better than words.  Loving this one.  Good work!


This sounds a tad threatening.


Don’t mention to Ian the race winning Ducati team that Rossi moved from Yamaha to.


Exactly what Matt Oxley’s new book will say.


Good fact Andi! Furthermore the head-to-head facts don’t count.


Except the bits he developed to make it harder for Pecco to race.  He definitely developed those bits – the internet says so.


Love this.  So Audi stole it but not Marc?


Good job poor Marc’s dad has money or he’s be screwed


Just smoking?  Knowing Pecco he was probably drinking too.


Can people stop exaggerating Marc’s injuries?  He milked it for attention.


Easily the worst championship.  The record breaking number of fans only turned up for the comedy.


Decades even.  People need to chill.


Hang in there Ryan.


And finally…


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Marquez's 7th or 9th title

What did you enjoy most about Marc taking the title in Japan?

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