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The Marq Marquez Award Marq Marquez is annoyingly good at Aragon. So much so that Italy didn’t even watch this year. Due to a crazy combination of diplopia in his right eye and his left shoulder being reattached at the wrong angle the grinning Spaniard always ‘hangs left’. He can’t help it. If Marc tries…
A four-gone conclusion? Maybe so, but let’s hand out the MGPNews Qatari awards. The Magic Carpet Award As we all know before the pro-oil Hummer SUV arrived to grace Qatar the main form of transport around the nation’s building sites was the magic carpet. Cheap, silent and with zero-emissions the rugs of the sky…
The awards for the Grand Prix of the Americas are now in Smoked Meats Award Texans love barbequed meat. Those following the Lone Star pride fondly refer to steak as ‘the thinking man’s salad’ as the locals worship brisket like it’s the second coming of the Alamo. Meanwhile vegans go hungry. And rightly so….
The awards for Agentinian GP are now in: The Tango Award The tango is a sultry, dramatic dance with enough hip action to put Jorge Martin back out of action for another two months. Originating from Argentina, it’s the perfect mix of passion and domestic violence set to music, where every sensual move screams, “I…