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The best way to explain anything in this day and age is with internet memes. But what’s the best way to explain what happened in the Japanese MotoGP round, and the subsequent World Championship victory? With memes, duh!!! Let’s do this! …
Changes are already happening in the MotoGP world under its new Liberty Media ownership. In this article we analyse the What, Where, How and Huh? S – Standing for the national anthem When motorcycle racers assemble at the front of the grid before a race, you immediately know that they’ve done it to honour…
With the Winners and Losers format debased by a plague of boring articles on lesser websites, we have decided to try out an upgrade by comparing the MotoGP riders at Barcelona to 3 types of people: Taylor Swift fans, the British Public and the Baseball Karen from the Phillies game. Let’s see how the stars…
The MotoGP paddock is rife with rumours that denim-clad American Eagle spokesmoppet Sydney Sweeney is being lined up as a buyer for the Gresini Ducati team. We investigate two big questions: is this is a good idea, and how will it integrate with the new Liberty Media era of MotoGP? Could this help with…
There has been controversy recently about the decision to let MotoGP teams add “stability control” to their bikes. Most of the argument has involved people asking, “What the hell is stability control?” The consensus seems to be that it is a mildly tarted-up version of traction control that makes the on-throttle highside even more extinct…
Pecco Bananas is having a major MotoGP crisis. His championship hopes are disappearing faster than the Epstein Client List, and his points gap to Marc Marquez is ballooning faster than Jennifer Love Hewitt’s backside. He’s being slapped silly on an identical bike by his beloved yellowmongering mentor’s Spanish Nemesis. When you’re in this much trouble,…
The apparatchiks of the EUSSR have meekly surrendered to the USA yet again and allowed an American takeover of MotoGP. But what does that mean for us fans? Let’s investigate the changes that the new Yank owners are likely to introduce to the elite motorcycle racing championship. Make America Great Again It’s a disgrace that…
Valentino Rossi used to be one of the hottest sporting stars in the world, but is the Goatest Of All Time grazing on a downward slope? Will his favourite colour soon pass unlamented into history? Let’s examine the evidence: Q: What’s Valentino Rossi up to these days? A: He’s a World Endurance Championship car…
MGPNews can exclusively bring you the transcript of Jorge Martin talking to the British and Irish press for the first time about his Aprilia Assassination. Press Officer: Let’s start with a question from Crunch dot com Crunch: Jorge, your INSANE decision to leave Aprilia has LITERALLY dropped an actual THERMONUCLEAR BOMB on the MotoGP…
It can’t have escaped your attention that Marc Marquez has been all over the place lately. Every weekend, he starts off looking dominant then either wins or crashes for no apparent reason. Quantum Physics is the study of sub-atomic particles. Technically, only Dani Pedrosa is subatomic, but with Danilo Petrucci’s departure, most of the MotoGP…