MotoGP Assen Memesplained
The best way to explain any complex concept on the internet is with the use of memes. So without further ado, let’s memesplain MotoGP’s visit to Assen:
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MotoGP Hungry: Bingers and Purgers
The MotoGP buffet visited the country of Hungry, so let’s do a rundown on who was hungry and who was up-chucking their dinner to minimize their calorie count. Which legendarily hungry characters did riders resemble in the Hungry GP? The Sarlacc Pit Star Wars: Return of the Jedi introduced the Sarlacc. In the OG movie,…
Will Luca Marini Be 2027 MotoGP World Champion?
There will be a big shake-up in MotoGP for 2027. New engine rules, new aero rules, new tyres. But one of the new rules that is being mooted would seem to guarantee that the 2027 World Title will be won by Valentino Rossi’s half brother Luca Marini. Let’s investigate! Tell us about Luca Marini….
Jerez Sprint: Marc’s Legality Distortion Field
MotoGP shocked everyone at Jerez by producing a genuinely exciting sprint race. There were a lot of talking points, but the main one was Marc Marquez’s incredible ability to find new rules to break using his Legality Distortion Field. What’s a “Distortion Field”? The phrase comes from former Apple head honcho Steve Jobs, who…
MotoGP COTA: Winners and Losers
MotoGP visited the land of The Donald (and also The Mickey and The Pluto) for the rootin’ tootin’ United States GP at the Circuit Of The Americas (formerly known as the Circuit Of The Mexicos). The track changes from year to year due to subsidence so bad that it has turned the trackside railway into…
Exclusive: Phillip Island Emails Revealed
Thanks to our elite team of investigative journalists, MGPNews can exclusively reveal a cache of emails that may explain the reasons why Phillip Island has been dropped from the MotoGP calendar from 2027. The heavily redacted emails consist of correspondence between major MotoGP figures and the new head of communications at the Aussie circuit. …
Should MotoGP Concussion Rules Apply To Franky Morbidelli?
The MotoGP authorities have recently released the new set of Concussion Protocols that will apply to the sport from this season onwards. Should they apply to Franky Morbidelli? What’s changed ? Just like grief can be divided into 5 stages, it turns out that concussion management can be divided into 9 R’s, which are outlined…
MotoGP Bump-Start Ban Breakdown: Behind The Barriers
Bump-starting a crashed bike has been a common sight in MotoGP for many years, but the rules have changed. From now on, riders will first have to let the marshals push the bike behind the barriers. Only then can they try to restart the bike in safety before rejoining the race. How will this bump-ban…
MotoGP Journalist Dolls Reviewed
In a surprise move, Liberty Media have ordered Dorna to release plastic dolls of various MotoGP media personalities in time for Christmas. In this article, we take a look at AI images of the new merchandise. Doll Reviews Let’s take a look at each MotoGP journo doll that Dorna has released. We’ll reveal the accessories…
Will Honda Take A Dive In Valencia?
If Honda’s bikes finish well in the final round of the MotoGP season in Valencia, they could be bumped up from Group D to Group C and lose a ton of the concessions that they’ve been using to improve their bike. Will they take a dive to stay in Group D? Let’s investigate! What’s…