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Commentators. Using their expert knowledge of racing and free food passes they’re the essential connective-tissue between what’s happening on track and us – the stupid viewer. But do they have a tendency to over cliche? We at MGPNews think so! So here’s our definitive guide to the top MotoGP commentator cliches and what they actually…
With the longest chore of a MotoGP season now well and truly over let’s sit back and review the standout performances in our ‘Good, Bad and Ugly” awards of 2025 The Good Marco Bezzechhi When Jorge Martin rage quit Ducati at the end of 2024 Aprilia were ready to pounce. They gathered up all their…
You don’t have to be a Marc Marquez hater to be bored to the back teeth with Ducati winning all the time. Dorna’s anti-Ducati rule changes in 2027 could spice things up a little…maybe…but what about next season? Are we doomed to watch yet another factory Ducati win-fest? Maybe not! Using AI and the additional…
In a surprise move, Liberty Media have ordered Dorna to release plastic dolls of various MotoGP media personalities in time for Christmas. In this article, we take a look at AI images of the new merchandise. Doll Reviews Let’s take a look at each MotoGP journo doll that Dorna has released. We’ll reveal the accessories…
The Paella Award Spain’s national dish, Paella, is said to originate from Valencia. Legend has it that a local peasant farmer had been sent out by his wife to buy some smoked donkey slices for tea but instead spent nearly all the cash on cheap beer and dominos – leaving him with just enough for…
If Honda’s bikes finish well in the final round of the MotoGP season in Valencia, they could be bumped up from Group D to Group C and lose a ton of the concessions that they’ve been using to improve their bike. Will they take a dive to stay in Group D? Let’s investigate! What’s…
A trip to Portugal should never be dull. One minute you’re walking down an un-swept street looking for something to eat that isn’t salted cod the next you’ve had your wallet pickpocketted and then you’re attacked by a massive jellyfish. A ‘rubbish Spain’ it may be – but Portugal is usually not dull. Then there’s…
Twice WorldSBK nearly-was, Nicolo Bulega, is set to strut into the MotoGP paddock for the final two races wearing Marc Marquez’s factory Ducati as a stolen superhero cape. Having slid under Toprak and sent him crashing out last month Nicolo is now looking to slide onto Marc Marquez’s bike to send Pecco Bagnaia crashing out…
Humanity adores the sweet embrace of stagnation as consistency is the key to a stress-free life. Change? Perish the thought – it’s far better to complain endlessly about the same old traffic jams, outdated software, and that one coffee shop that switched to oat milk. This is probably why the Malaysian GP at Sepang was…
Who really cares about the full MotoGP Championship these days? It’s long, forgettable and it’s boring – just like Damon Hill’s career. Instead get with the TikTok kids where attention spans are shorter than Capirossi’s turn-ups and the danger levels intensified. Welcome to the MGPNews MotoGP Fly-Away Championship. Consisting of just the four fly-away races…