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The Paella Award Spain’s national dish, Paella, is said to originate from Valencia. Legend has it that a local peasant farmer had been sent out by his wife to buy some smoked donkey slices for tea but instead spent nearly all the cash on cheap beer and dominos – leaving him with just enough for…
If Honda’s bikes finish well in the final round of the MotoGP season in Valencia, they could be bumped up from Group D to Group C and lose a ton of the concessions that they’ve been using to improve their bike. Will they take a dive to stay in Group D? Let’s investigate! What’s…
A trip to Portugal should never be dull. One minute you’re walking down an un-swept street looking for something to eat that isn’t salted cod the next you’ve had your wallet pickpocketted and then you’re attacked by a massive jellyfish. A ‘rubbish Spain’ it may be – but Portugal is usually not dull. Then there’s…
Twice WorldSBK nearly-was, Nicolo Bulega, is set to strut into the MotoGP paddock for the final two races wearing Marc Marquez’s factory Ducati as a stolen superhero cape. Having slid under Toprak and sent him crashing out last month Nicolo is now looking to slide onto Marc Marquez’s bike to send Pecco Bagnaia crashing out…
Humanity adores the sweet embrace of stagnation as consistency is the key to a stress-free life. Change? Perish the thought – it’s far better to complain endlessly about the same old traffic jams, outdated software, and that one coffee shop that switched to oat milk. This is probably why the Malaysian GP at Sepang was…
Who really cares about the full MotoGP Championship these days? It’s long, forgettable and it’s boring – just like Damon Hill’s career. Instead get with the TikTok kids where attention spans are shorter than Capirossi’s turn-ups and the danger levels intensified. Welcome to the MGPNews MotoGP Fly-Away Championship. Consisting of just the four fly-away races…
The 2025 MotoGP Sprint Race at Phillip Island went down in the record books as the first race to be won with a passenger since the welcome and widely-celebrated demise of sidecars in the Grand Prix paddock. MGPNews brings you an exclusive interview with Marco Bezzecchi’s wingman, Robbo The Seagull. MGPN: G’day, Robbo! Can you…
The Ute Award The Australian Ute is the mullet of motors: slick sedan vibes up front, wild tradie party tray in the back. Born in the ‘30s when a farmer’s wife demanded a ride to haul pigs and look pious at church, Ford Australia birthed this bogan beauty. It’s the vehicular lovechild of a Flatbed…
The Corpse Flower Award The Indonesian Corpse Flower (Titan arum), nature’s prankster with a PhD in stench, blooms once in a blue moon, unleashing a scent like rotting gizzard seepage mixed with regret. This towering floral fiend, often called the “diva of decay,” can grow up to 12 feet tall, luring curious pollinators (and horrified…
The best way to explain anything in this day and age is with internet memes. But what’s the best way to explain what happened in the Japanese MotoGP round, and the subsequent World Championship victory? With memes, duh!!! Let’s do this! …