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The track Terrible and dangerous. Marc Marquez Won everything, like usual. Pecco Bagnaia Awful. Then not quite as awful. Claimed he’d ‘found something’ after the race that he’ll not doubt lose before the next. Other riders Some did well, others not. Those that have previously done well may not have this time. …
There has been controversy recently about the decision to let MotoGP teams add “stability control” to their bikes. Most of the argument has involved people asking, “What the hell is stability control?” The consensus seems to be that it is a mildly tarted-up version of traction control that makes the on-throttle highside even more extinct…
The Red Bull Award Red Bull, the magical elixir that promises to give teenagers wings and toothache because nothing screams “I’m thriving” like a 16-year-old mainlining caffeine and taurine to survive another all-nighter of Fortnite and forgotten homework. This licenced poison allows the youth of today to feel invincible and avoid sleep with a techno…
American MotoGP fans, and anyone else with a VPN, can now sign up to another free streaming overlord, the MotoGP Channel, launching today, August 13, 2025. This ad-soaked streaming extravaganza from C15 Studio promises to deliver everything you love about MotoGP, except MotoGP. The skilfully named ‘MotoGP Channel’ will beam live snippets of the MotoGP…
MotoGP will be returning to Hungary later this month for the first time since 1992 at the brand-new circuit – Balaton Park! “I’m scared because I know nothing about this track” you say. Well fear not as we at MGPNews.com have you covered with our top ten list of Balaton Park facts! Completed in 2023…
“The most important rider to beat is your teammate” – Bradley Smith’s teammate With the 2025 MotoGP season already halfway completed it’s time to deliver our customary, one-time-only review to find out which rider from each team has been embarrassed by their teammate. The winner is literally the loser. Ducati Team F.Bagnaia vs M.Marquez…
Dorna have announced today that MotoGP is ditching Argentina’s tango tears for a full-on samba shindig at Brazil that’s promising to deliver the wildest race party this side of the Rio Carnival – hopefully with a few less violent tourist robberies. The race will be held at the Autódromo Internacional Ayrton Senna – which conforms…
Something very unexpected happened at Brno this weekend – Joan Mir was knocked off before he had a chance to fall off himself. But even stranger than that was that the once-rated Italian Enea Bastianini wasn’t awful…in fact he was quite good. So far this season Bastianini’s official Dorna rating has remained at ‘Steaming Dog…
Pecco Bananas is having a major MotoGP crisis. His championship hopes are disappearing faster than the Epstein Client List, and his points gap to Marc Marquez is ballooning faster than Jennifer Love Hewitt’s backside. He’s being slapped silly on an identical bike by his beloved yellowmongering mentor’s Spanish Nemesis. When you’re in this much trouble,…
The Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz Award German compound words are the linguistic equivalent of cramming an entire season worth of Joan Mir crashes into one absurdly long frankenword. Behold Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz—a 63-letter monstrosity that translates to “beef labelling supervision duties delegation law.” Why use inefficient spaces when you can weld words together into a syllable salad that leaves foreigners…