MotoGP: Should Sydney Sweeney Buy Gresini?

The MotoGP paddock is rife with rumours that denim-clad American Eagle spokesmoppet Sydney Sweeney is being lined up as a buyer for the Gresini Ducati team. We investigate two big questions: is this is a good idea, and how will it integrate with the new Liberty Media era of MotoGP?   Could this help with…

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Futility Control: What Next For MotoGP Electronics?

There has been controversy recently about the decision to let MotoGP teams add “stability control” to their bikes. Most of the argument has involved people asking, “What the hell is stability control?” The consensus seems to be that it is a mildly tarted-up version of traction control that makes the on-throttle highside even more extinct…

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Red Bull Ring Awards

The Red Bull Award  Red Bull, the magical elixir that promises to give teenagers wings and toothache because nothing screams “I’m thriving” like a 16-year-old mainlining caffeine and taurine to survive another all-nighter of Fortnite and forgotten homework.   This licenced poison allows the youth of today to feel invincible and avoid sleep with a techno…

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MGPNews’ factual guide to Balaton Park

MotoGP will be returning to Hungary later this month for the first time since 1992 at the brand-new circuit – Balaton Park! “I’m scared because I know nothing about this track” you say.  Well fear not as we at MGPNews.com have you covered with our top ten list of Balaton Park facts! Completed in 2023…

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The loser teammate awards

“The most important rider to beat is your teammate” – Bradley Smith’s teammate With the 2025 MotoGP season already halfway completed it’s time to deliver our customary, one-time-only review to find out which rider from each team has been embarrassed by their teammate. The winner is literally the loser.   Ducati Team F.Bagnaia vs M.Marquez…

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Advice For Pecco Bagna… Baign… Bananas

Pecco Bananas is having a major MotoGP crisis. His championship hopes are disappearing faster than the Epstein Client List, and his points gap to Marc Marquez is ballooning faster than Jennifer Love Hewitt’s backside. He’s being slapped silly on an identical bike by his beloved yellowmongering mentor’s Spanish Nemesis. When you’re in this much trouble,…

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