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“The most important rider to beat is your teammate” – Bradley Smith’s teammate With the 2025 MotoGP season already halfway completed it’s time to deliver our customary, one-time-only review to find out which rider from each team has been embarrassed by their teammate. The winner is literally the loser. Ducati Team F.Bagnaia vs M.Marquez…
Dorna have announced today that MotoGP is ditching Argentina’s tango tears for a full-on samba shindig at Brazil that’s promising to deliver the wildest race party this side of the Rio Carnival – hopefully with a few less violent tourist robberies. The race will be held at the Autódromo Internacional Ayrton Senna – which conforms…
Something very unexpected happened at Brno this weekend – Joan Mir was knocked off before he had a chance to fall off himself. But even stranger than that was that the once-rated Italian Enea Bastianini wasn’t awful…in fact he was quite good. So far this season Bastianini’s official Dorna rating has remained at ‘Steaming Dog…
The Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz Award German compound words are the linguistic equivalent of cramming an entire season worth of Joan Mir crashes into one absurdly long frankenword. Behold Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz—a 63-letter monstrosity that translates to “beef labelling supervision duties delegation law.” Why use inefficient spaces when you can weld words together into a syllable salad that leaves foreigners…
Before a wheel has turned or towel placed down it already seems certain that Marc Marquez will dominate at the SausageRing this weekend. The Ducati rider loves this place – why? ✅ Loads of lefthanders ✅ Twisty and annoying ✅ Many slow speed corners to punt off rivals ✅ Every other rider hates it So…
In MotoGP the intrusive post-race interview is a sacred ritual—a masterclass in saying absolutely nothing while sounding vaguely profound. It’s a performance as choreographed as a ballet, yet as predictable as Uccio’s cholesterol warning. But what’s the formula? How do MotoGP riders say so much without saying anything? Here at MGPNews.com we’ve broken down the…
The Clogs Award Designing footwear that doesn’t bend, is attacked by woodworm, lacks any grip and makes the annoying noise of a horse on cobblestones doesn’t seem like a potential success story. But Holland had other ideas. Step, painfully, forward ‘clogs’. The willow carved shoes are perfect for channelling your inner 17th-century Dutch farmer vibe…
After Marc’s win at Mugello Ducati boss Davide Tardozzi attempted to silence the booing from the crowd claiming the Spanish rider was “one of ours”. But is he? And did this work? We’ve trawled the internet to find out what true fans thought of Davide’s universally praised actions… He’s clearly trying too hard but…
For the record-breaking crowd that turned up at Mugello the weekend would prove to be tougher than their grandfather’s undercarriage cartilage. Even the local legend himself, Valentino Rossi, had ventured out of his Neverland Ranch expecting to witness a Bagnaia victory and then to laugh on camera at the defeated Marquez brothers…who he secretly hoped…
Last week, in the worst kept MotoGP secret since Max Biaggi’s wig, Toprak Razgatlweroğjsadfhsaj34iku signed with the Primark Yamaha team for 2026. Within hours of the announcement every MotoGP chump on the internet was a Razgatlweroğjsadfhsaj34iku expert and thus spouted their two-bit theories and extensive knowledge on the Turkish star. But what if you wanted…