MGPNews’ factual guide to Balaton Park

MotoGP will be returning to Hungary later this month for the first time since 1992 at the brand-new circuit – Balaton Park! “I’m scared because I know nothing about this track” you say.  Well fear not as we at MGPNews.com have you covered with our top ten list of Balaton Park facts! Completed in 2023…

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The loser teammate awards

“The most important rider to beat is your teammate” – Bradley Smith’s teammate With the 2025 MotoGP season already halfway completed it’s time to deliver our customary, one-time-only review to find out which rider from each team has been embarrassed by their teammate. The winner is literally the loser.   Ducati Team F.Bagnaia vs M.Marquez…

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Advice For Pecco Bagna… Baign… Bananas

Pecco Bananas is having a major MotoGP crisis. His championship hopes are disappearing faster than the Epstein Client List, and his points gap to Marc Marquez is ballooning faster than Jennifer Love Hewitt’s backside. He’s being slapped silly on an identical bike by his beloved yellowmongering mentor’s Spanish Nemesis. When you’re in this much trouble,…

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The German Sausagering Awards

The Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz Award German compound words are the linguistic equivalent of cramming an entire season worth of Joan Mir crashes into one absurdly long frankenword. Behold Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz—a 63-letter monstrosity that translates to “beef labelling supervision duties delegation law.”  Why use inefficient spaces when you can weld words together into a syllable salad that leaves foreigners…

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The Assen TT Awards

The Clogs Award Designing footwear that doesn’t bend, is attacked by woodworm, lacks any grip and makes the annoying noise of a horse on cobblestones doesn’t seem like a potential success story.  But Holland had other ideas.  Step, painfully, forward ‘clogs’. The willow carved shoes are perfect for channelling your inner 17th-century Dutch farmer vibe…

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