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MotoGP shocked everyone at Jerez by producing a genuinely exciting sprint race. There were a lot of talking points, but the main one was Marc Marquez’s incredible ability to find new rules to break using his Legality Distortion Field. What’s a “Distortion Field”? The phrase comes from former Apple head honcho Steve Jobs, who…
The Dropped Donkey Award All great Spanish fiestas include lobbing an unsuspecting donkey off a watchtower to the cheers of the none-vegan locals. But fear not – the cruel and barbaric tradition isn’t a waste! Once the splattered equine innards have been sufficiently picked over by the regional crows the remains are scraped up and…